An old favorite

This video makes me cry laughing every time. But it is not the obvious ridiculousness that does it for me. It's the little things, the earrings, the watch, the bra showing under the tank top and of course the music, so clearly bringin' it on home.

http://youtu.be/cds7lSHawAw

If this sight looks at all familiar to you - perhaps we have met out one night.

Hello!

This is a picture of me. 
(with an afro on and some sweet boobs, oh and a pig nose around my neck)

When I was in Kindergarten I stuck a bead up my nose because it was pink and shiny and I didn't want anyone else to have it. I happen to have exceptionally small nostrils, so when I went to retrieve the coveted object, it proved more than difficult to remove.

Eventually, after a trip to the nurses office, frantic phone calls to locate my errant mother (who I believe was shopping at Bloomingdale's) and many tears, I finally blew it out into a napkin.
The nurse wouldn't let me keep it.
Bitch.

Now when I encounter shiny things that I like, rather than sticking them up my nose, I will share them here.