Hello!

This is a picture of me. 
(with an afro on and some sweet boobs, oh and a pig nose around my neck)

When I was in Kindergarten I stuck a bead up my nose because it was pink and shiny and I didn't want anyone else to have it. I happen to have exceptionally small nostrils, so when I went to retrieve the coveted object, it proved more than difficult to remove.

Eventually, after a trip to the nurses office, frantic phone calls to locate my errant mother (who I believe was shopping at Bloomingdale's) and many tears, I finally blew it out into a napkin.
The nurse wouldn't let me keep it.
Bitch.

Now when I encounter shiny things that I like, rather than sticking them up my nose, I will share them here.